Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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