you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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