OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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