Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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