i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
When did angry sex become our thing?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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