I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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