Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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