you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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