ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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