my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He has the fingertips of a God
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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