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I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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