I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
there is glitter all over my balls
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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