She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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