i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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