He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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