Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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