You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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