last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I can't turn off my feet"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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