We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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