i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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