yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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