I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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