Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We don't watch enough power rangers
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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