Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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