How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you would pick up someone in the library
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Sext me about skeletons
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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