your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I don't think brook has ever known best
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.