i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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