do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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