i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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