honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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