i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I wish i was in the wii world.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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