Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'd cum for enchiladas.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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