so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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