i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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