Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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