I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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