love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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