So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I party with great urgency now.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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