He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.