Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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