Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
