Porn is love you can see.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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