a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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