You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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