Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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