Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I have aggressive nipples.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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