im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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