I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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