I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
