yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think my fart just growled at me.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My vagina is officially offended.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Randomize
