Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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