super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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