I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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