you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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