Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
so much tequila, so little girl.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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