I molested 6 butterflies tonight
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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