My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize